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Schome => Introductions => : Doctor Schomer May 29, 2007, 07:11:32 PM

: Eh oh!
: Doctor Schomer May 29, 2007, 07:11:32 PM
in my spirit of doing things backwards, i've decided to create my welcome now :p


right, i'm Hapno (was Wintermute, but a nasty accident invoving a badly made avatar made me change my account, much thanks to Peter) I drink alot of coke, and as such, I tend to be very witty, rude, and crude.

My own special talent that got me into NAGTY (and thus, into Schome) is creative writing.

I also have Aspergers, which in effect means I find social situations very difficult and hard to understand, dont be suprised if I ask you if you were joking.

I am obsessed with many things, changing from Dr. Who, the brain, cyberpunk, the brain, the mind, the brain, thought and the brain! (yes, bit of a circle there)

As I am now, I am a mod of quite a few forums on Schome, which is suprising given my low post count. I do also belive i'm one of the oldest Schomers on here. I have a knack for suggestion, leadership, wit, creativity and thought.

Despite my name, I do acutally use hypnotism in RL mainly for cheap laughs (be careful if I start staring at you for too long!)

as of now, Trix is my somewhat expendable wife, and the Prof is my right hand man (he's also very creative, I think he's my right and i'm his left....woo! cojoined twins! :D)

I am known for sitting down and doing aboustly b****** nothing other then thinking.

I have also put myself forward to guide others in Philosophy (not stateing i know more then them, Explo beats me fair and square in logical thought, simply that I may be able to guide and try and keep said disscusions from escalting to arguements)

I also have CP, which explains my many spelling mistakes (how handy!) and my constant need to sleep.

I can get angered easily, but what most angers me of all is people trying to enforce thier beliefs onto me and others. If I do catch anyone doing that to myself or anyone else, a prompt smacking is in order!

I am quite mad, and dont think, my dear adult friends, that your age makes a bit of diffrence, your just as likely to the odd comment as everyone else!

-Hapno

(I advocate one thing, and one thing alone; dont dish it out, if you cant take it)

NB PeterT edited out a word (replaced with *s) to bring this post in line with the AUP. Remember this is a public forum Hapno.
: Re: Eh oh!
: The Professor May 30, 2007, 03:03:16 PM
Hello, Hapno and welcome to schome! I'll look forward to meeting you in world! :P
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: XxDaisyLouxX Schomer May 31, 2007, 09:26:37 AM
Prof. Shh :P
D x
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: Doctor Schomer May 31, 2007, 11:14:39 AM
bit of a suprise, considering i'm rather disturbing!


Mwhahaha!

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: XxDaisyLouxX Schomer May 31, 2007, 02:37:32 PM
Argh!!
:P
D x
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: Doctor Schomer May 31, 2007, 09:21:11 PM
'WARNING!

HAPNO IS HAZARDOUS TO YOUR MENTAL HEALTH!

IF YOU HAVENT GOT A BRAIN,  YOUR SAFE!
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: Trixxiee Schomer June 01, 2007, 08:03:29 AM
I'm alright then! :P

Anyway, since this is a welcome thread, hello Hapno, and welcome to the site. I hope you enjoy yourself and have fun with all the discussions, and don't get too hazardous for those people still lucky enough to possess a brain. ;)

Trix
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: Doctor Schomer June 01, 2007, 05:33:59 PM
now now, Trix, we already know I keep your brain safely tucked away...
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: An¡mus June 02, 2007, 12:32:05 PM
Hello you crazy *******!

Please try some of you're hypnotising on me at the outreach, I'd like to think I can handle it.

I have a knack for suggestion, leadership, wit, creativity and thought.

I'm sure.  ::)

I am known for sitting down and doing aboustly b****** nothing other then thinking.

Sad?

You're Idol, Faz.  >:D
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: Doctor Schomer June 02, 2007, 12:53:34 PM
I'll try, Faz, but one problem is that you seem to be changing your apperance quite often....so you seem to strike me as having your persona solidify, it'll make it hard for me to do so....

Daisy: Hypnotisable

Trix: Hypnotisable

Elsa D: Hypnotisable

the rest of you are ether too strong in mind, or I have doubts about if I can do it.

I'm no master hypnotist, i've only ever hypnotised twice, so bare with me if it dosent work.

-Hapno
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: XxDaisyLouxX Schomer June 02, 2007, 03:48:22 PM
Hey! I sound a lot brighter in RL :p
Not usually so confused :P
D x
(no hypnotising me :P)!!!!
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: Doctor Schomer June 02, 2007, 05:12:40 PM
Oh please, if you dont want to be hypnotised, then dont look at me, dont touch me, dont listen to me, any of these things allow me accsess into your minute brain...
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: An¡mus June 02, 2007, 05:23:08 PM
Yes, I think I change my avatars apearance to suit the mood I am in, and also I don't think it would work because I don't think how other people do. Did you know I can't add 6, 7, or 8 together without thinking for at least 30 seconds without using my fingers! though I am working at maths a year above what I should be and am in top set. I can also tell a persons personality after about 5 seconds with them, remember my 2nd birthday (it was in minorca in a white apartment and the cake was in the shape of a train), can tell you the population of america last year which i memorised one day after repeating it to myself for 2 minutes (it's 294043000 by the way) and other stuff, but I think if i told you i would start rambling.
Do you like Darren Brown?  ???


P.S Daisy's brain isn't minute!
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: XxDaisyLouxX Schomer June 02, 2007, 05:30:39 PM
Thank-you Faz. I seem alot less bright on the computer :P
D x
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: An¡mus June 02, 2007, 05:34:25 PM
 :) how odd, I seem a lot more bright on the computer.  ???
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: Doctor Schomer June 02, 2007, 05:41:54 PM
What does that mean? I'm not going to need sunglasses at Alton Towers?!

my Maths is rather terrible, i'm a Writer and Thinker, not a Mathmatician!

Derren Brown, interesting bloke, drinks wayyy too much voddie...

I cant do any maths, but I am able to write a poem in under 30 seconds, which i've been told is rather impressive...other then that, I know all of the latin profanity, and thats about as far as my language skills go...
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: An¡mus June 02, 2007, 05:46:45 PM
hm, our skills seem rather similar. I could probably write a poem in under 30 seconds too i think.
I'm an artist, a creative writer, a poet, a philosipher, a sportsman and a comedian.

I agree with you about darren on the voddie.
: Re: Eh oh!
: Doctor Schomer June 02, 2007, 06:11:18 PM
I wonder if it takes a certain type of person to be interested in Schome from a curisolty glance?

hmm...


As you might expect, i'm no sportsman, and my hands are...well...ever so slightly useless with creating art....i'm more of a comedian speciallising in dark humor, I think wayyyy too much (what else can I do? I do acutally feel like a brain in a jar, sometimes! :D)
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: An¡mus June 03, 2007, 03:58:56 PM
hence the brain in a jar.

Do you ever get angry that you can't do some things?
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: Doctor Schomer June 03, 2007, 07:49:13 PM
It can be a bit frustrating, for instance, some friends may race each other down to the shops, I cant do that...
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: An¡mus June 03, 2007, 08:15:23 PM
Maybe you should get you're super fast turtle to instead  lol
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: PeterT June 04, 2007, 07:02:08 AM
Would this discussion be better being moved to the chat forum at this stage?