Schome Park Dictionary
The Schome Park dictionary is where you can come to find out definitions of certain words in common use around Schome Park. Feel free to add in any definitions you may have yourself, or to amend any current ones.
Aston Schomer - (noun) the resident Lord of Schome Park. No-one knows why he is a lord, but that's beside the point. See 'Lord'
AUP - (noun) the law. This is pretty important, really
Automatic Popgun - (noun) a version of the popgun that has been made so that you only have to click once to fire a constant stream of bullets. See 'popball'
Ban The Person Above You Thread - (noun) a very important, popular thread on the forum, now cruelly deleted
Beer - (noun) now illegal, used to be used to discover the whereabouts of a certain Pixxiee
Benign - (adjective) the description of our dictator. See 'Ranger', 'dictator'
Blue Mango - (noun the new hang out in SPii, with very cool patterned sofas.
Brain - (noun) Hapno's obesssion; if asked to partcipate in a test, please keep both hands over your craninum at all times, for fear of ending up like Hapno's dearly loved Trix, who is currently residing in a sanitorium (aka Schome Park)
Bubble Suit - (noun) See 'colour change', 'Wheelo'
Coffee - (noun) sure sign of the Prof (a huge coffee drinker)
Confuzzed - (adjective) An altonym for 'confused'. From this comes the verb 'to confuzz'
Colour change - (verb) To change to certain colours whenever anyone says certain words within any piece of speech (eg, 'maroon' changes it to maroon) See 'Wheelo'
DaisyLou Schomer - (noun) Queen of the Flowers, normally known as Daisy, Dazee or variants. Often seen around the forum games area of the forum
Dancing - (verb) see 'meetings', 'Ranger', 'embarrassment', 'Schomics'
Decimus Schomer - (noun) a blue-skinned guy who doesn't really know why he has blue skin, has two gold-plated swords (for decorative purposes only!) and a giant 'halo', wears a leather jacket and has a hacker symbol with gnus in it on his shirt and, incidentally, is the resident God of Hacking and Free Software
Dictator - (noun) aka Ranger. Pretends he's benign when really he's plotting to steal all the staff's lightbulbs. See 'Ranger', 'benign'
Elsa SParker - (noun) formerly a staff member, now One of Us. Known for her bright coloured skin and wings, she passed the SParker initiation process with flying colours
Gingerbread Man - (noun) see 'Wheelo', 'colour change'
God/Goddess - (noun) any Schomer who has bothered to claim the title of being the God/Goddess of something which nobody else has claimed yet. Current posts which are known to be taken: Hacking, Free Software, Lionies, Smut, Scots, Building, Flowers, Pixxiees, Fairies and Unknowns. See 'Queen'
Government Co-ordination Department - (noun) see 'world domination'
Great Prim Wars, The - (noun) hugely significant past event which no one can actually remember
Green Spaces - (noun) avoid mentioning near Mars
Hapno-ish (related: Hapno-esque, Hapno style, like Hapno) - (adjective) doing something related to mental states, insanity, etc
Hapno Schomer - (noun) extremely mad, beware of his sense of humour. One of the rather more insane members of Schome Park, takes an interest in the mind and brains (especially Trix's brain). See 'Hapno-ish'
Hawaiian Shirt - (noun) iconic icon, May-day May-day: Mark Sparker/Cabaret in vicinity. Put on the sunglasses! See 'interesting dress sense'
Hmm - (interjection) A word commonly used by Decimus. The number of dots following it indicate length and meaning - 'hmm' is a short one with unknown meaning, even to Decimus, 'hmm...' is a longer one which indicates either the same as 'pfft' or means he's thinking and 'hmm.....' (with any number of dots greater than three) is roughly equivalent to 'pfft' with the same number of 'f's as there are dots
Lord - (noun) see 'Aston Schomer'; the guy in the top hat and black cape. No-one knows where this title came from, but it suits him
Lightbulb - (noun) something the staff desire for their little room. See 'dictator', 'schomics'
Liony Schomer - (noun) a very dirty-minded person who is the Goddess of Lionies, Smut and Scots. Related to lions (somehow...)
Mark SParker - (noun) one of the staff members with a very interesting taste of clothes. You may need sunglasses around this avatar. See 'Hawaiian Shirt'
Marsbar9 Schomer - (noun) Cranky, no nonsense, annoying alien easily spotted by the wacky hair colours. Bad taste in design. (as said himself)
Meetings - (noun) an excuse to have a large party
Mr Cute - (noun) a teddy bear formerly the property of Flio. Seems to have disappeared in the move between SPi and SPii, but there are plans to install giant teddy bears everywhere
OLCR - (acronym) a sign that Trix is in the vicinity.
One of Us - (adjective) a description for a staff member that has been
corrupted initiated into the SParker way of life. See 'Elsa SParker'
Pixxiee - (noun) a small avatar who has Pixxiee wings and is very protective of her species. Also known as Trixxiee, Trixxiee the Pixxiee, Trix the Pix, and related
Popball - (noun) a strange football variant where you can't touch the ball, you have to keep shooting it with an automatic popgun. Originally invented by Decimus, only one game has been played, between him and Prof. See 'automatic popgun'
Queen - (noun) a group of female avatars who have crowned themselves. Notably Queen of the Pixxiees, Queen of the Flowers, Queen of the Fairies and Queen of the Unknowns (aka Trixxiee, Daisy, Tibby, Kali). The Queens are also Goddesses of what they're Queen of (though whether this is because they just are or it's part of being a Queen is debatable). See Goddess
Ranger - (noun) the guy with the big yellow hair dressed in lycra. Often found in pink towers or dancing in an interesting fashion.
Sanity, the complete and utter lack of - (noun) a prequisute of being a Schomer, often charaectisied by slapping, biting, shouting, sarcasm, beleif that magma wont harm you, and bad dress sense.
Sarcasm - (noun) Hapno's preferred method of put downs, it servres as a cognitive and memetic hazard, to be avoided at all costs. Also used by Decimus sometimes - when you ask a question with an obvious (to him, at least) answer, he usually gives the opposite answer to the real one, but spelt in a way that indicates it's sarcastic (such as, "Yes, *really*") and sometimes followed by '</sarcasm>', a piece of pseudo-HTML meaning 'end of sarcasm'
Schomic - (noun) a comic made by one of the Schome Park participants depicting strange events in Schome Park (or just telling the truth about TheSchome Ranger)
Screaming - (verb) state induced by Hapno's presence
Siobhan SParker - (noun) a scarily tall staff member, known for her pink tail and hair, as well as her new hat. However, she maintains that she's not tall, it's Trixxiee that's short
SPii - (noun) (pronunced spee, as in Nintendo Wii) Schome Park 2, the second and current island of Schome.
Sumo - (noun) 'see 'Volcano Sumo'
TSLNAGTYSPIIPBFFEAEAE - (acronym) a very long acronym made up by Daisy and Trix. Best not to ask what it stand for, although we assure you it's something amazing
Trixxiee Schomer - (noun) known for her extremely long forum posts and hard-to-spell name (nickname: Trix). You can tell she is near by the OLCR and Queen music. See 'Pixxiee', 'Queen', 'OLCR'
Volcano Sumo - (noun) also known as 'The Sport of Kings (and Queens)', this is a wrestling game played over the fires of Mt. Scholympus in which the contestants attempt to push each other into the lava.
Wheelo Schomer - (noun) wears a bubble suit and is called a 'gingerbread man' by himself (but seemingly nobody else) See 'bubble suit', 'gingerbread man'
Wintermute Schomer - (noun) a previous occupent of Schome, murdered by our benign dictator and reincarnated as Hapno Schomer, the remainder of Wintermute's orignal brain now resides in a floating ball that accompies Hapno.
Woop Kamachi - (noun) the staff member who built SPi and a lot of SPii. He is the Schome God of Building.
Xtapolapocetl (Señor Xtapolapocetl) - (noun) King of Mt. Scholympus, immortalised in a giant, fire-breathing stone head within the volcano.