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'''Hardcore Schomers''' - ''(noun)'' Sometimes used to define the first SParkers. Summed up in the phrase "We are the hardcore Schomers who have been in the SL Corps since the great prim wars" posted by Flio Schomer. See 'SParker'
  
 
'''Hapno-ish''' - ''(adjective; related: Hapno-esque, Hapno style, like Hapno)'' doing something related to mental states, insanity, etc
 
'''Hapno-ish''' - ''(adjective; related: Hapno-esque, Hapno style, like Hapno)'' doing something related to mental states, insanity, etc

Revision as of 11:40, 24 June 2007

The Schome Park dictionary is where you can come to find out definitions of certain words in common use around Schome Park. Feel free to add in any definitions you may have yourself, or to amend any current ones.


A-B-C

Aston Schomer - (noun) the resident Lord of Schome Park. No-one knows why he is a lord, but that's beside the point. See 'Lord'

AUP - (noun) the law. This is pretty important, really

Automatic Popgun - (noun) a version of the popgun that has been made so that you only have to click once to fire a constant stream of bullets. See 'popball'

Ban The Person Above You Thread - (noun) a very important, popular thread on the forum, now cruelly deleted. See 'Epic'.

Beer - (noun) now illegal, used to be used to discover the whereabouts of a certain Pixxiee

Benign - (adjective) the description of our dictator. See 'Ranger', 'dictator'

Blue Mango, The - (noun) the new hang out in SPii, with very cool patterned sofas

Brain - (noun) Hapno's obesssion; if asked to partcipate in a test, please keep both hands over your craninum at all times, for fear of ending up like Hapno's dearly loved Trix, who is currently residing in a sanitorium (aka Schome Park)

Bubble Suit - (noun) see 'colour change', 'Wheelo'

Chatbot - (noun) an artifically intelligent object, able to talk to you through the use of AIML programming, a necessity for many SParkers. Not, however, to be confused with the SParkers themselves, although you can often get a more intelligent answer out of a chatbot

Coffee - (noun) sure sign of the Prof (a huge coffee drinker)

Confuzzed - (adjective) an altonym for 'confused'. From this comes the verb 'to confuzz'

Colour change - (verb) to change to certain colours whenever anyone says certain words within any piece of speech (eg, 'maroon' changes it to maroon) See 'Wheelo'

D-E-F

DaisyLou Schomer - (noun) Queen of the Flowers, normally known as Daisy, Dazee or variants. Often seen around the forum games area of the forum

Dancing - (verb) see 'meetings', 'Ranger', 'embarrassment', 'Schomics'

Decimus Schomer - (noun) a blue-skinned guy who doesn't really know why he has blue skin, has two gold-plated swords (for decorative purposes only!) and a giant 'halo', wears a leather jacket and has a hacker symbol with gnus in it on his shirt and, incidentally, is the resident God of Hacking and Free Software

Dictator - (noun) aka Ranger. Pretends he's benign when really he's plotting to steal all the staff's lightbulbs. See 'Ranger', 'benign'

Elsa SParker - (noun) formerly a staff member, now One of Us. Known for her bright coloured skin and wings, she passed the SParker initiation process with flying colours

Euphloozie SParker - (noun) one of the staff members who used to have a massive, red, 32-prim floaty skirt. See 'show-off'

Forum Games - (noun) the most popular section of the Schome forum, used for SParkers to be...uh...creative (as well as being fun)

Fox SParker - (noun) seen less in SPii, she is well on her way to becoming One of Us through the participation in forum games

G-H-I

Gingerbread Man - (noun) see 'Wheelo', 'colour change'

God/Goddess - (noun) any Schomer who has bothered to claim the title of being the God/Goddess of something which nobody else has claimed yet. Current posts which are known to be taken: Hacking, Free Software, Lionies, Smut, Scots, Building, Flowers, Pixxiees, Fairies and Unknowns. See 'Queen'

Government Co-ordination Department - (noun) see 'world domination'

Great Prim Wars, The - (noun) hugely significant past event which no one can actually remember

Green Spaces - (noun) avoid mentioning near Mars

Hardcore Schomers - (noun) Sometimes used to define the first SParkers. Summed up in the phrase "We are the hardcore Schomers who have been in the SL Corps since the great prim wars" posted by Flio Schomer. See 'SParker'

Hapno-ish - (adjective; related: Hapno-esque, Hapno style, like Hapno) doing something related to mental states, insanity, etc

Hapno Schomer - (noun) extremely mad, beware of his sense of humour. One of the rather more insane members of Schome Park, takes an interest in the mind and brains (especially Trix's brain). See 'Hapno-ish'

Hawaiian Shirt - (noun) Put on the sunglasses! Iconic item worn primarily by Mark SParker and supposedly only wearable by members of The Hawiian [sic] Shirts. See 'interesting dress sense'. Not to be confused with 'The Hawaiian Shirt'

Hawaiian Shirt, The - (noun) the beach hut on the beach of SPii (how surprising!). Goodness knows why it's named after the iconic item, but there you are

Hawiian Shirts, The - (noun) the (incorrectly-named) group of SP regulars. See 'Hawaiian Shirt'

Hmm - (interjection) A word commonly used by Decimus. The number of dots following it indicate length and meaning - 'hmm' is a short one with unknown meaning, even to Decimus, 'hmm...' is a longer one which indicates either the same as 'pfft' or means he's thinking and 'hmm.....' (with any number of dots greater than three) is roughly equivalent to an even longer version of the original

Interesting Dress Sense - (noun) the state of mind, which some would also call 'madness', which makes someone want to wear a hawaiian shirt. See 'Mark Sparker', 'Hawaiian Shirt', 'The Hawiian Shirts'

J-K-L

Lord - (noun) see 'Aston Schomer'; the guy in the top hat and black cape. No-one knows where this title came from, but it suits him

Lightbulb - (noun) something the staff desire for their little room. See 'dictator', 'schomics'

Liony Schomer - (noun) a very dirty-minded, kilt-donning person who is the Goddess of Lionies, Smut and Scots. Related to lions (somehow...)

Lounger - (noun) a large couch that is used to pile people onto, which is great fun. See 'magic carpet'

M-N-O

Magic Carpet - (noun) the preferred means of transport in Schome Park, aside from flying. These can be seen in lots of places and are great fun to pile people onto. See 'lounger'

Mark SParker - (noun) one of the staff members with a very interesting taste of clothes. You may need sunglasses around this avatar. See 'Hawaiian Shirt'

Marsbar9 Schomer - (noun) Cranky, no nonsense, annoying alien easily spotted by the wacky hair colours. Bad taste in design. (as said himself)

Meetings - (noun) an excuse to have a large party

Mr Cute - (noun) a teddy bear formerly the property of Flio. Seems to have disappeared in the move between SPi and SPii, but there are plans to install giant teddy bears everywhere

Numerius Schomer - (noun) just about the only Schomer who looks vaguely sane. Also would not mind inserting a sharp prim into Decimus Schomer, just for jokes. Also manages to annoy Decimus a lot without noticing.

OLCR - (acronym) a sign that Trix is in the vicinity.

One of Us - (adjective) a description for a staff member that has been corrupted initiated into the SParker way of life. See 'Elsa SParker'

Open University - (noun) the university, based in MK, which Schome is part of.

Opinons - (noun) something the SParkers have lots of, and aren't afraid to express.

P-Q-R

Pixxiee - (noun) a small avatar who has Pixxiee wings and is very protective of her species. Also known as Trixxiee, Trixxiee the Pixxiee, Trix the Pix, and related

Popball - (noun) a strange football variant where you can't touch the ball, you have to keep shooting it with an automatic popgun. Originally invented by Decimus, only one game has been played, between him and Prof. See 'automatic popgun'

Queen - (noun) a group of female avatars who have crowned themselves. Notably Queen of the Pixxiees, Queen of the Flowers, Queen of the Fairies and Queen of the Unknowns (aka Trixxiee, Daisy, Tibby, Kali). The Queens are also Goddesses of what they're Queen of (though whether this is because they just are or it's part of being a Queen is debatable). See Goddess

Ranger - (noun) the guy with the big yellow hair dressed in lycra. Often found in pink towers or dancing in an interesting fashion. Now seen as 'TheSchome SParker', although still called Ranger

S-T-U

Sanity, the complete and utter lack of - (noun) a prequisite of being a Schomer, often characterised by mild violence, shouting, sarcasm, belief that magma won't harm you, and bad dress sense

Sarcasm - (noun) Hapno's preferred method of put downs, it serves as a cognitive and memetic hazard, to be avoided at all costs. Also used by Decimus sometimes - when you ask a question with an obvious (to him, at least) answer, he usually gives the opposite answer to the real one, but spelt in a way that indicates it's sarcastic (such as, "Yes, *really*") and sometimes followed by '</sarcasm>', a piece of pseudo-HTML meaning 'end of sarcasm'

Schome - (noun) A section of the Open University which owns Schome Park and generously handed it over to the SParkers.

Schomer - (noun) The last name of all non-staff SParkers. See 'SParker'

Schome Park - (noun) The place in TSL which is being used by the SParkers.

Schome Park Dictionary - (noun) the amazing collection of definitions of all the words you never knew you needed a definition for. Known as the SPD

Schomic - (noun) a comic made by one of the Schome Park participants depicting strange events in Schome Park (or just telling the truth about TheSchome Ranger)

Screaming - (verb) state induced by Hapno's presence

Siobhan SParker - (noun) a scarily tall staff member, known for her pink tail and hair, as well as her new hat. However, she maintains that she's not tall, it's Trixxiee that's short

SParker - (noun) A person who goes on Schome Park. Also the last name of all the staff.

SPD - (acronym) see 'Schome Park Dictionary'

SPi - (noun) The original Schome Park, which was destroyed and replaced by SPii.

SPii - (noun; pronunced spee, as in Nintendo Wii) Schome Park 2, the second and current island of Schome.

Sumo - (noun) 'see 'Volcano Sumo'

TibbyFairy Schomer - (noun) usually seen with black/grey clothing and sometimes wings, a General Affairs Department Officer. Has been made Queen of the Fairies, which you can tell by the black crown. Most commonly seen in the Japanese Garden or Blue Mango (see 'Blue Mango, The'). Also known as 'Tibs' or 'TibbyF'

TSLNAGTYSPIIPBFFEAEAE - (acronym) a very long acronym made up by Daisy and Trix. Best not to ask what it stand for, although we assure you it's something amazing

Trixxiee Schomer - (noun) known for her extremely long forum posts and hard-to-spell name (nickname: Trix). You can tell she is near by the OLCR and Queen music. See 'Pixxiee', 'Queen', 'OLCR'

V-W-X

Volcano Sumo - (noun) also known as 'The Sport of Kings (and Queens)', this is a wrestling game played over the fires of Mt. Scholympus in which the contestants attempt to push each other into the lava.

Wheelo Schomer - (noun) wears a bubble suit and is called a 'gingerbread man' by himself (but seemingly nobody else) See 'bubble suit', 'gingerbread man'

Wintermute Schomer - (noun) a previous occupant of Schome Park, murdered by our benign dictator (apparently, though this was never proven) and reincarnated as Hapno Schomer. The remainder of Wintermute's orignal brain now resides in a floating ball that accompanies Hapno. See 'Hapno Schomer'

Woop Kamachi - (noun) the staff member who built SPi and a lot of SPii. He is the Schome God of Building.

Xtapolapocetl - (noun; also Señor Xtapolapocetl) King of Mt. Scholympus, immortalised in a giant, fire-breathing stone head within the volcano.

Y&Z