Good evening, tonight, a speical report on why the large brain (Homo Supreme) is so rare, we have commentry from one of the french capatislt religous zelots that plagued the genereal area.
*"I don' know! ze mad man! ee just appeared! ee shot ze brain, and i' went 'ow' I 'ave no idea why people are so cruel to zis brilliant speicuam!**
Decimus Schomer is being held for questioning, it is thought that Aston Schomer was responible for captreuing and imprisioing the brain, shortly before it was killed.
Next up, "Does my Bum look big in this?" a review of Trixxiee Schomer's wedding dress, the answer, simply, Trix, is yes.
Our final peice of news, The largest Homo Spureme in existaqnce has made a comment on the greatest goverment one could hope for.
"Like you, I was once, Human, filled with desires, needs, and the occisaonal oil change....but now I see that all humans need a sort of organistion, because before long, we shall see an huge influx of uneducated people and young children coming to explore our island, with insults such as 'your gay' being thrown randomly to all people, animals, and minirals. Text speak may also become common, which means some of us have to reawaken old areas of our magnifiicant, strong brains (

) to understand this newfangled jibberish.
Union leaders: May be teachers, to understand my concept, I assume they will be.
We may need to explroe the idea of a metrocracy 'rule by the best', it may sound similaer to a arsitocrcy, but this functions on what Schome Island was built for; Skill, Intelligence, Knowledge.....we shall have 'unions' of diffrent people, of diffrent interests, I aggree whole heartadly with an open ballot would be the most effective, but I prepose the 'Union leaders' nominate their best and brightest for the roll of the Council , Union leaders themselves will be chosen by the Council. or indeed the Council themsevles be the union leaders. which may prove more effective in the long run.
It will be the job of leaders to watch for any bright spark that appears; (IE, Asking what the anatomical diffrences are between the cerrebeum and the frontal lobes) and boost any spark that dosent need sun glasses for viewing.
Thats my thoughts, anyway.
Bubbling happyly away
-Wintermute